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Why did the weather go to therapy? It had a lot of cloud cover. What did the tornado say to the car? I'll take you for a spin! How do weather forecasters apologize? They say, "Sorry if I made a cold front." What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
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When there is a change in the weather. What's the difference between weather and climate? You can't weather a tree, but you can climate! What do you call a bottle of Dasani during bad weather? Dacloudy. I asked a tall guy, "How's the weather up there?" He spat on me and told me it was raining.
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"Thank you for flying with us. The weather is.." Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, "OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!" Then silence. A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, "I'm terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap.you should see my pants!!".
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What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren. Laugh more here: Funny Spring Jokes for Kids What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet! Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow? She liked playing cool jazz. What's a sled dog's favorite time at school?
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1. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves! 2. Why do fish swim in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 3. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Long time, no sea. 4. Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea? Because they dropped out of school. 5. What did the carp say to his crush? Don't play koi with me! 6.
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Don't let the rain get you down! Our "it's so cold" jokes and "it's so hot" jokes will keep you laughing even through a thunderstorm. Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember Clever Jokes That.
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Top 150 Weather Jokes: Why don't clouds like to go to school? Because they had too many flurries! What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister! What's a snowman's favorite snack? Ice Krispies. Why did the weather report go to school? To get a little more degrees! Why don't hurricanes make good detectives? They always blow the case.
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April 8, 2023 Tag Vault. Summer puns and jokes typically revolve around the themes of the sun, heat, and hot weather. Here are some of their common characteristics: Play on words: Summer puns and jokes often involve clever wordplay that makes use of puns, homophones, and other linguistic devices. For example, "Why did the sun go to school? To.
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It's time for some fun in the sun (or shade)! Whether you're after snappy comebacks for when someone complains about how hot it is or simply need a break from the sweltering heat, these jokes are sure to do the trick! List of Jokes About Hot Weather . 1. Why did the sun go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter. 2. How hot is.
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165 2 minutes read Hot Weather Jokes - Hot weather can mean a lot of things ranging from shading from the sun to enjoying a cool treat. A hot day can also lead to some people doing all kinds of things to cool down. For those not used to heat, this can result in some funny results.
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Basically, weather jokes can be divided into two groups. One would be for when it's hot and the other for when it's cold. Now, hot weather jokes might sound alluring when you're in the depths of winter, but truthfully, thinking about being sweaty all the time and having zero energy to do something due to a heatwave is all but pleasant and inviting.
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"You're shocking!" Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado? Let's just say it was an udder disaster. What did one thermometer say to the other thermometer? "You make my temperature rise." What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA! Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
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A: Hot and Hotter. Q: How do heat lamps communicate? A: Lampost Q: What did the one pig say to the another at the beach? A: I'm bacon! Q: Which is faster, heat or cold? A: Heat, because you can catch a cold! How hot is it? the cows are giving evaporated milk. the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs
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Today's Forecast: 70+ Weather Jokes That'll Bring the Sunshine. Grab your umbrellas! The forecast calls for a shower of silly weather jokes that'll have you splashing with excitement. The forecast drives your day to day, and when it's gloomy and gray, it can be hard to stay, well happy. Let us help you brighten your mood with these witty.
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Jokes for a Hot Day Looking for jokes about hot days and heat waves? Check out these funny jokes for hot weather - you won't break a sweat, but you will crack a smile! This is the best collection of heat wave jokes you'll find anywhere.
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Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Scorch. (Scorch who?) Scorch the earth, it's so hot out here! Why celebrities don't have to worry about the heat? They have a lot of fans. It's so hot, it smells like bacon. Why do you never use a cannon in hot weather? It shoots itself at 90 degrees.